Friday, June 20, 2014

Target Explains Their Gun Policy

In response to the Open Carry controversy plaguing Target stores, Mary Spider, the spokesperson for the retail giant recently held a press conference clarifying Target's position.

"We have received petitions from well-over 300,000 people all across the country in regard to their dislike of our store policy," she stated.  "However, Target will continue to allow open carry in our stores in those states that allow it."

When pressed on the issue, Spider lowered her voice and stated:

"Have you seen these guys?  They've got fucking guns.  Big ones. It's hard to say 'no' to that."

Spider ended the press conference without further comment.

Check out Target's gun-friendly ads here.

Open carry Advocate shopping at Target
Open Carry Advocate Shopping at Target


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